Whenever a character in a movie gets complimented for there intelligence or genius plan, it’s just the noscript writer complimenting themselves

Sorry to the future generation for taking every single good username

The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is...

...you know what? Never mind. It's FINE.

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

Micro trans-action.

Just because you didn’t intend to hurt someone, doesn’t mean they didn’t get hurt.

"It always seems impossible until it’s done

We don't teach kids how to learn, we teach them how to pass.

Feelings can be controlled, but tears never lie.

We're more than friends but less than couple

You deserve her naked body
Only when u love her naked soul.

It's amazing how accuratly our eyes can track where someone's looking.