You deserve her naked body
Only when u love her naked soul.

It's amazing how accuratly our eyes can track where someone's looking.

"Yo banana boy" backwards is "yo banana boy."

If you stick your bare foot into a hole in the ground, the entire planet is temporarily your shoe.

Some girls are just 18 and they have seen more boxers than Floyd Mayweather.

Day 259 without sex: I moaned while plugging the earphone

It cost $0.00 to be
A decent boyfriend.

When it turns 2069, we will probably say "nice" instead of "Happy New Year!"

Girls bring up their boyfriends to get guys to stop flirting with them, guys bring up their girlfriends to indicate that they're not flirting

Technically The Sun is at the bottom of the food chain

The saddest part about metamorphosis is that there are no baby butterflies