What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F

People will often pronounce 20 and twenty differently.

Nice words scare so bad

It's hard to let someone know that they're bad at taking criticsm.

Commas, make, people, slower, when, reading.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot.

Parents have to keep things PG for their kids, but when their kids become teens, the kids have to keep things PG for their parents.

Everyone has a full size shit inside their body just chillin for a while at some point of the day

Security at an airport is crazy until you get to the baggage claim.Then it’s like you can take any bag you want.

It's crazy how you can be the same age as someone, but at a completely different stage in your life.

Thought For The Day.

People often say “nothing is impossible”
Prove them wrong.
Do nothing all day.

Too young to be this complicated.

Ever looked at a couple & be like “ I wonder if they had sex yet "

I look into your eyes and all the pain inside me melts away

She suffocated with her words and then remained silent.

pros of dating me:

• I'll actually respond to your text
• You can kiss me whenever you want
• We can hold hands
• Cuddles?? Ofc I'm down
• I'll let you play with my hair
• Smooches
• You don't have to worry bout me liking other people cuz I'm annoyed by almost everyone

I can can a can.

They say life is short, but it's the longest experience you'll ever have

People shouldn’t be embarassed of buying condoms. It’s literally one of the most responsible and mature things a person can do.

House arrest as a punishment dosen't work for introverts

Sometimes you have to sing the whole alphabet in your head just to find the next letter.