I rather say ትኩስ ነሽ than you are hot.🙄

Dad:

When i was your age...

My house used to be on planet earth and my school at mars so i walked all the way there with a bare feet and being chased by dinosaurs and flying lions

I used to think the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body....but then I realised who was telling me this.

Pride...pride is the look on ur dads face when ኢትዮጵያ is mentioned on BBC

A folder is for things that you don't want to fold

The brain classified itself as the most important organ

Nobody:

Me: *Googles* How to get a sugar daddy with out giving him sugar?

My friend:*falls from the 11th floor*

Me: *shouting from above*"oh my God, are u okay?!"

Him:"yep, not a scratch!"

Me:"what? How come?"

Him: "im not done falling ye---"

The most crushing feeling is when someone smiles at you on the street and you don’t react fast enough to smile back

Her: I like guys with big dicks
Me*trying yo impress her*: I have a big one
Her: OMG can I see it?
Me: you know I wish but its too big and heavy to be carrying around so I left it at home

In 3000 years future civilizations might talk about us like we talk about the greek today

When you buy products with large brand labels, you pay to become a walking ad.

Him:I wanna be more than friends

Me: ow so you wanna be cousins

Win over your opponents not by violence or force... win over them by a simple heart-warming smile & the words "I'm Sorry"

When you take a screenshot of something on your phone


Your mama be " photo እነሳከኝ ማለት ነዉ"

The brain invented the helmet to protect itself

I meant to type 'public sector' but I accidently typed 'pubic sector' in an email

The sentence: We need to focus more on the public sector

If Apple made real pencils, they would make it in a different size so that the normal sharpeners can’t be used