Marrying your best friend eliminates the risk of divorce by over 95%, and this marriage is more likely to last a lifetime.

Future generations might have a really hard time finding available usernames to use in sign ups

If snow white married john snow she would be snow snow

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Knocking is someone just punching your house until you talk to them.

The brain never knew it existed until it discovered itself

Society tries to shame women for uncovering their bodies the same way it tries to shame men for uncovering their emotions.

There is nothing disgusting that "daily ዉሀ" ad.

Men are sexy

women are sexx

Don't depress my depression

If you find someone with the exact same shoes as you, you've found your sole mate

As a kid, you hate naps but adults make you. As an adult, you'd love to take a nap but no one will let you.

Knowing how fast your car can go from 60-0 is so much more important than know how fast it can go from 0-60.

- Chat sorting and grouping in Telegram.
- Separate tab for Unread messages.
- Neurobots chat-assistants.
- Telegram channel lists.

These features are available in the new alternative iMe Messenger client as well as regular Telegram features.

Download iMe Messenger from App Store and Google Play or https://imem.app/dl and use Telegram in a fresh new way.

Enjoy it F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Gravity could have been discovered way before if Newton paid attention while peeing.

People ask you what you do for a living to calculate the amount of respect to give you.

Videos games are childish, but going out to the bar with friends and slowly destroying your liver is a sign of maturity

If others are jealous, you are doing something right.

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

Be the type of man you’d want your daughter to date.