When conversation with ur girl becomes shorter, its becoming longer somewhere else

If the witches told u..u gonna die the next day

Just kill ur self today and proof him wrong

Doctor: How are u feeling? We just took you out of a coma.

Me: *sliding over 100ብር* Put me back in

Immigrants are probably the most patriotic citizens in any country because they thought citizenship was worth a ton of effort.

One honk is aggressive. Two is friendly.

Glass becomes more dangerous the smaller it gets

If I had a dime for every time I didn't understand what's going on.

I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"

Laziness levels:
3. Throwing out dirty socks and bying new ones every time
2. Cooking food with a microwave
1. Dying of hunger cause ur lazy to eat

Haters gonna hate
Potatoes gonna potate

It is what it is ማን

Ugly niggas : *plays hard to get*

"Okay first of all ya'll are hard to want"

If all things are possible, then it is possible that there is something impossible

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Most kids today will never have to face the awkwardness of calling a girl at home and having her dad answer the phone.

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If everyone smelt bad no one would smell bad

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The "space" button takes a whole lot of space for just a " "

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1+1 = 3
If you don’t use a condom.

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What I if told you

You read the noscript wrong

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That moment when you find out some shit but you can't bring it up cause of the way you found it

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Exterior beauty,without the depth of a kind soul is merely decoration

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For whatever it is waiting is always the worst part

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Teacher : use the word HARASSMENT in a sentence?
Me : when I was in school, I was in love with my teacher and HER-ASS-MEANT a lot to me.

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When a nigga say "find me a girlfriend" he talking bout you.

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