Doctor: How are u feeling? We just took you out of a coma.

Me: *sliding over 100ብር* Put me back in

Immigrants are probably the most patriotic citizens in any country because they thought citizenship was worth a ton of effort.

One honk is aggressive. Two is friendly.

Glass becomes more dangerous the smaller it gets

If I had a dime for every time I didn't understand what's going on.

I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"

Laziness levels:
3. Throwing out dirty socks and bying new ones every time
2. Cooking food with a microwave
1. Dying of hunger cause ur lazy to eat

Haters gonna hate
Potatoes gonna potate

It is what it is ማን

Ugly niggas : *plays hard to get*

"Okay first of all ya'll are hard to want"

If all things are possible, then it is possible that there is something impossible

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Most kids today will never have to face the awkwardness of calling a girl at home and having her dad answer the phone.

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If everyone smelt bad no one would smell bad

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The "space" button takes a whole lot of space for just a " "

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1+1 = 3
If you don’t use a condom.

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What I if told you

You read the noscript wrong

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That moment when you find out some shit but you can't bring it up cause of the way you found it

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Exterior beauty,without the depth of a kind soul is merely decoration

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For whatever it is waiting is always the worst part

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Teacher : use the word HARASSMENT in a sentence?
Me : when I was in school, I was in love with my teacher and HER-ASS-MEANT a lot to me.

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When a nigga say "find me a girlfriend" he talking bout you.

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Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

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Know the difference between self respect and selfishness.

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