Her: ኧረ የ mobile data እየበላኝ ምን ላርገዉ
me: እከኪዊ

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she : ሄሎ Missed call አግኝቼ ነው
me: ውሰጂዉ

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Nothing is more discouraging than being excited to tell a friend or significant other something and them not giving a shit about it.

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Shout out to all the ብርጭቆ and ሲኒ we never get to use.

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Imagine letting your crush copy your assignment then she gets zero.

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Me: 🍆
Her: ⌚️❓
Me: 🕙
Her: 🤷‍♀
Me: 🏠
Her: 🤝
#legendarydeal

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You cant spell WEATHER
With out eat her.

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Boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in z office has a vacation at the cost of one.

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The closest a person comes to perfection is when he fills out job application form.

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Only dead fish go with the flow.

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It's not how big the house is, it's how happy the home is.

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Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.

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You never loved me. You just loved how much I loved you.

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People who use selfiesticks really need to have a good,long look at themselves.

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Thing is, we all just want to Belong but some of us are short.

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Why are there gates around cemeteries? B/c people are dying to get in.

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I'm not Rihanna
▶️ I don't love the way you lie

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How I got stretch marks with no ass? Wtf is stretching🤨

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What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?

It wooden start.

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"It turns out you make your own luck but you work hard to keep it"
-Idris Elba
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People who leave their shopping carts in the parking spaces are probably the same people who feel the need to comment how they don’t like a post.

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