The closest a person comes to perfection is when he fills out job application form.

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Only dead fish go with the flow.

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It's not how big the house is, it's how happy the home is.

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Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.

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You never loved me. You just loved how much I loved you.

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People who use selfiesticks really need to have a good,long look at themselves.

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Thing is, we all just want to Belong but some of us are short.

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Why are there gates around cemeteries? B/c people are dying to get in.

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I'm not Rihanna
▶️ I don't love the way you lie

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How I got stretch marks with no ass? Wtf is stretching🤨

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What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?

It wooden start.

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"It turns out you make your own luck but you work hard to keep it"
-Idris Elba
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People who leave their shopping carts in the parking spaces are probably the same people who feel the need to comment how they don’t like a post.

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There ain't enough alcohol to make you forget someone you cared for so much..

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I dont have an attitude problem.

You have a problem with my attitude, and thats not my problem

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How lazy are you? @deepthoughts2

Sometimes am quite cause
I feel too lazy to move my lips

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Sometimes, I'm too lazy to blow my nose... letting it just slide down so I don't have to leave bed.

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Once i was about to die cause
I was feeling lazy to breath

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Sometimes, i'm too lazy to even think abt anything

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