Friend: am I pretty or ugly?
Me: you're both
Friend: what do u mean?
Me: you're pretty ugly

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Most people that say they don’t like reading probably spend all day on their phone reading

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The artist that designs the dollar bill gets paid in his own artwork.

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True laziness is memorising how many minutes fast or slow your clock is, rather than changing it.

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There’s a wealth that has nothing to do with dollars, that comes from the perspective and wisdom of paying attention to your life. It has everything to teach you. And what I know for sure is that the joy of learning well is the greatest reward.
-What I Know For Sure
Book by Oprah Winfrey

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Would you rather know
◀️when u are going to die or how u are going to die?▶️

A moment of silence for those who hate us but cant unfriend us. Because they are afraid of not knowing what is happening in our lives.

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Sending love to everyone who is trying to heal from the things they do not discuss

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You must first realize the prison of your mind before you can escape it

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Sometimes HOME isn't 4 walls, it's 2 eyes and a heartbeat.

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Why is North Korea worse than South Korea?

They have no Seoul .

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Technically all homeless people are roommates.

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Orgasm so good it makes you fold like a deck chair(picture it)

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Her: I'm leaving you! I had enough

Me: Is it because I forget stuff??

Her: Yes!

Me: Yes what!?

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7 billion smiles and mine is my favourite😜

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Life is not a fairytale, if you miss your shoe at night, you are drunk

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I've learned that people who don't know how to communicate always think you're trying to argue

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Old people's logic is flawless.They work all their life to make their grandchildren's life easier then complain about it.

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Forget mistakes. Forget failure. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it. Today you can do great things!

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