Why is North Korea worse than South Korea?

They have no Seoul .

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Technically all homeless people are roommates.

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Orgasm so good it makes you fold like a deck chair(picture it)

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Her: I'm leaving you! I had enough

Me: Is it because I forget stuff??

Her: Yes!

Me: Yes what!?

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7 billion smiles and mine is my favourite😜

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Life is not a fairytale, if you miss your shoe at night, you are drunk

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I've learned that people who don't know how to communicate always think you're trying to argue

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Old people's logic is flawless.They work all their life to make their grandchildren's life easier then complain about it.

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Forget mistakes. Forget failure. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it. Today you can do great things!

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I wrote an essay for people who think they are better than everyone else.

YOU ARE NOT.

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It's not fair coffee stains your teeth brown but milk does not stain them white.

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One of the biggest scams in life was your mother saying she won't get angry If you told the truth.

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Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself.

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Confidence is what you have before u understand the problem.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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Age is not all about the number but the lessons we get through it all.

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World records aren't becoming more impressive, they're becoming more specific

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Cows are amazing machines that can turn useless grass into highly valuable beef

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Patience is not an ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

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