Life is not a fairytale, if you miss your shoe at night, you are drunk

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I've learned that people who don't know how to communicate always think you're trying to argue

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Old people's logic is flawless.They work all their life to make their grandchildren's life easier then complain about it.

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Forget mistakes. Forget failure. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it. Today you can do great things!

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I wrote an essay for people who think they are better than everyone else.

YOU ARE NOT.

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It's not fair coffee stains your teeth brown but milk does not stain them white.

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One of the biggest scams in life was your mother saying she won't get angry If you told the truth.

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Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself.

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Confidence is what you have before u understand the problem.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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Age is not all about the number but the lessons we get through it all.

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World records aren't becoming more impressive, they're becoming more specific

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Cows are amazing machines that can turn useless grass into highly valuable beef

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Patience is not an ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

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*breaking up

Her: I think it’s time fo us to go separate ways

Me: owk, I will go በአቋራጭ and you can go straight

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I am trying to find reasons not excuses, and I hope you will do the same

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Virginity is not purity
It's lack of opportunity

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When her name is hope
P is silent at weekends

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Arguing wiz your family sucks because y'all got the same attitude.

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You cannot hold your HEAD high with your HAND out.

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I just cannot believe I have to be an adult for the rest of my life

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