World records aren't becoming more impressive, they're becoming more specific

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Cows are amazing machines that can turn useless grass into highly valuable beef

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Patience is not an ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

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*breaking up

Her: I think it’s time fo us to go separate ways

Me: owk, I will go በአቋራጭ and you can go straight

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I am trying to find reasons not excuses, and I hope you will do the same

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Virginity is not purity
It's lack of opportunity

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When her name is hope
P is silent at weekends

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Arguing wiz your family sucks because y'all got the same attitude.

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You cannot hold your HEAD high with your HAND out.

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I just cannot believe I have to be an adult for the rest of my life

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The girl you left drowning,,,,, she has become a mermaid

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When I hear people are getting married I'm always blown away. Like you like someone? And they like you back? At the same time? And they've decided they want to live with you? Till they die?....Wild

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My dark circles around my eyes is because life punches me in the face

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Research is like spending 10 hours to review three papers, just to write one sentence containing three references

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Sometimes we create problems for ourselves by becoming friends with people we should just greet and pass

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Me:- u know when I see in your eyes I see something beautiful
Her:- what do you see love
Me:- me

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Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.

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When I die I wanna die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in the car.

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We ain't picture perfect but we worth the picture still.

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1, go on Google
2,type in: 50 most popular women
3, click the first link
4,look who's number 7😂😂

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I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium but Na

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