You cannot hold your HEAD high with your HAND out.

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I just cannot believe I have to be an adult for the rest of my life

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The girl you left drowning,,,,, she has become a mermaid

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When I hear people are getting married I'm always blown away. Like you like someone? And they like you back? At the same time? And they've decided they want to live with you? Till they die?....Wild

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My dark circles around my eyes is because life punches me in the face

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Research is like spending 10 hours to review three papers, just to write one sentence containing three references

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Sometimes we create problems for ourselves by becoming friends with people we should just greet and pass

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Me:- u know when I see in your eyes I see something beautiful
Her:- what do you see love
Me:- me

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Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.

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When I die I wanna die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in the car.

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We ain't picture perfect but we worth the picture still.

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1, go on Google
2,type in: 50 most popular women
3, click the first link
4,look who's number 7😂😂

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I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium but Na

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Cops pulling you over for speeding is like adult version of teachers telling you not to run on the hallway.

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Bad handwriting is like mumbling on paper.

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If you could erase all the mistakes of your past, you would also erase all the wisdom you got from making them.

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I asked Siri why I was still single

She turned on the front camera

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I just saw my Chinese waiter give my order to someone who looks nothing like me. I get it now.

Oh wait, my bad. That wasn’t my waiter.

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You have to fake sleep in order to real sleep

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Heart: You should tell her how you feel
Brain: Don't you dare!
Alcohol: Message Sent!!

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Why don't toothpaste companies make drowsy toothpaste so when you brush before bed it helps you sleep ?

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