Sometimes we create problems for ourselves by becoming friends with people we should just greet and pass

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Me:- u know when I see in your eyes I see something beautiful
Her:- what do you see love
Me:- me

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Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.

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When I die I wanna die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in the car.

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We ain't picture perfect but we worth the picture still.

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1, go on Google
2,type in: 50 most popular women
3, click the first link
4,look who's number 7😂😂

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I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium but Na

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Cops pulling you over for speeding is like adult version of teachers telling you not to run on the hallway.

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Bad handwriting is like mumbling on paper.

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If you could erase all the mistakes of your past, you would also erase all the wisdom you got from making them.

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I asked Siri why I was still single

She turned on the front camera

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I just saw my Chinese waiter give my order to someone who looks nothing like me. I get it now.

Oh wait, my bad. That wasn’t my waiter.

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You have to fake sleep in order to real sleep

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Heart: You should tell her how you feel
Brain: Don't you dare!
Alcohol: Message Sent!!

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Why don't toothpaste companies make drowsy toothpaste so when you brush before bed it helps you sleep ?

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Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

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If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble wiz rent/food bills for the next 10 yrs whether you are successful or not.

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Scars are not painful, but they are so ugly

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You ever tried to drink to heal the pain but you ended up drunk and hurt?

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I really like u but my girl friend doesn't

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Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting into ur eyes b/t when I do have something in my eye it's usually an eyelash. Eyeronic!!

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