My girlfriend is like a ቡፌ



She take a big place in me ,but I never know the use of her.

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I judge people with their profile pic.

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Don't follow anybody's footsteps create your own.

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My heart cold but it really beat for you, though.

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ማን ነው ስምሽ?

8yr old girl: የቤት ነው የት/ቤት?

Me:

The girl:

Me: እናትሽ እድር ተጠርተዋል ንገርያቸው

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No one will ever know what it really smells like under water.

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A little girl from China covered a cat on the street with leaves b/c she was afraid it would catch a cold.
Friend: awww 😍😍😇
Me: Nah she's just adding a side of salad to her meal.

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2nd place means you're the best loser.

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Every stairway is a stairway to heaven if you're clumsy enough

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Your bed instantly becomes 100 times more comfortable when your alarm clock starts beeping.

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What the heck did introverts do before the internet?

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Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump...

But that’s comparing apples to oranges.

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If the relieved feeling of emptying your bladder/intestines would last 6 hours, nobody would have any interest in drugs.

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Your lips seperate when you say touch, but touch when you say separate.

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Song so sad you wish you had a breakup to cry over.

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Hair: oh no I’m thinning

Bank account: me too

Leg: me three

Belly: fuck you guys

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Mom, I'm dating a man.

\-Whom, sweetheart?

\-Dante the mailman.

\-Dante the mailman? But he could be your father!

\-But mom, age is just a number.

\-Sweetheart, I don't think you understood.

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Literally nobody can stay with me for a long time because I'm boring


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A perfect girl is not real
A real girl is not perfect.

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Her: stop correcting me

Me: stop being wrong