When people say you've changed there's 95% chance that u stoped acting the way they wanted you to.
#fact
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#fact
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That awkward moment when you look fine in the mirror then soon as u take a picture you look like a troll
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They’ll just shoot the room for being black
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None. They’ll just shoot the room for being black
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So mom can hear me saying "አበዛሽዉ አሁንማ" under my breath but can't hear me screaming "አቤት" 10 times after she called my name from the kitchen.
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My friend your crush sends you voice message & you run around the house looking for earphones only to find out she says... 'I HAVE A BOYFRIEND'
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If you don't work hard this 2012, you will keep on forwarding long messages to 10 people so that miracle can happen in 10 min.
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If we ever discover a way to immortality, there's gonna be some super unlucky people that die right before it's released.
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It’s a 4 minute walk from my house to the bar.
It’s a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house.
The difference is staggering.
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It’s a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house.
The difference is staggering.
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Using a laptop makes it look like you're doing work or something important while being on your phone looks the opposite.
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An international school teacher asks a question: "What's your own opinion on food scarcity in other countries?"
An African student: What's food?
A European student: What's scarcity?
An American student: What are 'other countries'?
A Chinese student: What's 'my own opinion'?
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An African student: What's food?
A European student: What's scarcity?
An American student: What are 'other countries'?
A Chinese student: What's 'my own opinion'?
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Girls think all guys want is sex when the truth is most of us are so affection starved that a tender and warm hug would make a bigger impression on us than spreading your legs.
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“I don’t understand you,” cried my girlfriend. “One minute you’re really offensive to me and the next you’re really polite.”
“Bitch, please,” I said.
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“Bitch, please,” I said.
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"Be honest and vulnerable, that's what makes you feel human. And feeling human, the good and the bad, is what life is."
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