Say it quick

Red robin, the red river rat, ran right round the rabbit's rickety rocking chair, and rubbed his rosy, rusty, red rump on the rumpled red rug

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In truth or dare you can dare someone to tell u the truth...

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You know what really hurts? when everything is on sale but you're still too poor to buy anything.

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Her: Have you ever done it on a motorcycle?

Me: done what? Riding while talking on phone or what, i dont get it, sorry

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Thanks to online shopping there are dildo's flying around in the sky every hour of the day.

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If you reach 2020 and you were born between 1991 - 1999, You'll have lived in 4 different decades, 2 different centuries and 2 different millennia and you’re not even 30 yet.

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I ain’t never stole nobody’s nigga ❗️I discovered him ✍🏾

-Venisiya colombus

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I judge people with their DP.

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That fake acting we did ዘመድ ብር ሊሰጠን ሲል we deserve an oscar for that
#stolen

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Have you ever pretend not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed to everyone in the room and acted surprised when offered one👀

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We get more starlight during the day than we do at night.

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Stuck in a generation where love is just a quote and lying is the new truth.

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People who describe things as “better than sex” are having the wrong kind of sex.

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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"Try and fail, but never fail to try."
Vinod Khosla

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To fall asleep in the car while someone is driving is the ultimate expression of trust.

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Onions basically force you to mourn their death.

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My 'party trick' is completing a Rubik's Cube in under five minutes. Which is why I don't get invited to parties anymore

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I know for sure that taking care of your body, no matter what, is an investment, and the return is priceless.
-What I Know For Sure
Book by Oprah Winfre

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What's high level self confidence?

"If I didn't seduce you , you are lesbian."

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