A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.
Barney Stinson

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People don't make sex noises at the gym, they make gym noises during sex.

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Not all goodbyes are sad

Eg: Goodbye ,class 👐

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When you start seeing your worth, you'll stop seeing people who don't.

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Never do a wrong thing to make a friend or to keep one

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What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones?

Skele tons!
Stay spooky my dudes

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what's ማስቲካ made of
no one :
Ethiopians : የ ዉሻ አንጀት 🗣🗣
🚶🚶

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Teacher: I'm talking!

Me: I'm talking too!

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"y'all broke up?"

first of all he broke, i'm up

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Be careful who you vent to , a listening ear can also be a running mouth.

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Say it quick

Red robin, the red river rat, ran right round the rabbit's rickety rocking chair, and rubbed his rosy, rusty, red rump on the rumpled red rug

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In truth or dare you can dare someone to tell u the truth...

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You know what really hurts? when everything is on sale but you're still too poor to buy anything.

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Her: Have you ever done it on a motorcycle?

Me: done what? Riding while talking on phone or what, i dont get it, sorry

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Thanks to online shopping there are dildo's flying around in the sky every hour of the day.

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If you reach 2020 and you were born between 1991 - 1999, You'll have lived in 4 different decades, 2 different centuries and 2 different millennia and you’re not even 30 yet.

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I ain’t never stole nobody’s nigga ❗️I discovered him ✍🏾

-Venisiya colombus

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I judge people with their DP.

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That fake acting we did ዘመድ ብር ሊሰጠን ሲል we deserve an oscar for that
#stolen

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Have you ever pretend not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed to everyone in the room and acted surprised when offered one👀

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