To fall asleep in the car while someone is driving is the ultimate expression of trust.

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Onions basically force you to mourn their death.

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My 'party trick' is completing a Rubik's Cube in under five minutes. Which is why I don't get invited to parties anymore

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I know for sure that taking care of your body, no matter what, is an investment, and the return is priceless.
-What I Know For Sure
Book by Oprah Winfre

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What's high level self confidence?

"If I didn't seduce you , you are lesbian."

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You belong anywhere you go as long as you don’t betray yourself for who you are .
- Aleks

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“Comparison is the thief of joy .”

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From here😊

I went diving with sharks.

They look stupid in wetsuits.

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The only person you need permission from
is yourself.

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And I'm starting to think that maybe you need me
Maybe you need me

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Kingdom is at hand.

Anybody out there believe that " earth is flat" with me😊

Me: breath if you find me attractive!
*entire human race dies from lack of oxygen*

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu:

You get what you deserve.

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Dear LOL, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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Awkward moment when you wave and smile at someone but they dont see you.

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different person when she texting,
guess her heart was hurting.

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It is both a blessing and a curse to feel everything so very deeply

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5656

Tele: Dear Customer, your balance is insufficient for this service.

Me: sigh

Tele:

Me:

Tele:

Me:

Tele: Guess what demo

Me: Eee

Tele: your balance is insufficient for this service.

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