“Comparison is the thief of joy .”

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From here😊

I went diving with sharks.

They look stupid in wetsuits.

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The only person you need permission from
is yourself.

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And I'm starting to think that maybe you need me
Maybe you need me

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Kingdom is at hand.

Anybody out there believe that " earth is flat" with me😊

Me: breath if you find me attractive!
*entire human race dies from lack of oxygen*

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu:

You get what you deserve.

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Dear LOL, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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Awkward moment when you wave and smile at someone but they dont see you.

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different person when she texting,
guess her heart was hurting.

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It is both a blessing and a curse to feel everything so very deeply

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5656

Tele: Dear Customer, your balance is insufficient for this service.

Me: sigh

Tele:

Me:

Tele:

Me:

Tele: Guess what demo

Me: Eee

Tele: your balance is insufficient for this service.

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7th grade:

can i borrow ur pencil?

-sure

*erases using the rubber at the back of the pencil

-doNT Rub WItH wiTH THaT, ILL gIve U a rUBBer

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“So how’s school going?” Is adult code for “no idea how to communicate with young people on their terms but feel obligated to include them in conversation anyway."

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92% people type things into ”Google” to see if they spelled them correctly.


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Nobody:
Me: feel how cold my hands are

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How does the the human brain ignore the second the?

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The saying, "You can't judge a book by its cover" is a slap in the face to graphic designers.

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