If you're happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you're happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you're happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it
If you're happy and you know it, stay in bed

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Thoughts will lead you in circles. Silence will bring you back to your center

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Interviewer: what is your talent
Me: 😴

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Me singing with 🎧

My mom: ምናለ ትምርትሽንም እንደዚ በቃል ብትይዢ🤨

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Don't make it seem like I don't care for you
I care so much
And that's the problem.

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You cannot find it because you are it

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Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus

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Let me fall if I must fall. The one I will become will catch me

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In the future, saying a car is "automatic" or "manual" will refer to whether a computer or human is in charge of driving.

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The idea of sex is oftentimes more alluring than sex itself.

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I'm the type of person who eats first then checks the expiration date later.

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If you can learn self control
You can master anything

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Accept that some days you are the pigeon🐦 and some days you are the statue.

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Here in the UK you can be sent to prison for not having a TV license and then watch television in prison without a license.

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I've lost my feet going to the sea of love but like a boat I need no feet to crawl

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If what other people think of you, what you think of yourself, and who you actually are ever met, the three of you wouldn't recognize each other

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0 cars. 1 car. 2 cars. It's weird that none of something is plural.

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English is a language, not a measure of intelligence.

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I don't even know what I don't know

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It's now or never!!!!

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When you buy pizza from a place that sells it by the slice, you're essentially having a pizza party with a bunch of strangers that day.

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