Thoughts will lead you in circles. Silence will bring you back to your center

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Interviewer: what is your talent
Me: 😴

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Me singing with 🎧

My mom: ምናለ ትምርትሽንም እንደዚ በቃል ብትይዢ🤨

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Don't make it seem like I don't care for you
I care so much
And that's the problem.

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You cannot find it because you are it

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Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus

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Let me fall if I must fall. The one I will become will catch me

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In the future, saying a car is "automatic" or "manual" will refer to whether a computer or human is in charge of driving.

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The idea of sex is oftentimes more alluring than sex itself.

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I'm the type of person who eats first then checks the expiration date later.

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If you can learn self control
You can master anything

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Accept that some days you are the pigeon🐦 and some days you are the statue.

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Here in the UK you can be sent to prison for not having a TV license and then watch television in prison without a license.

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I've lost my feet going to the sea of love but like a boat I need no feet to crawl

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If what other people think of you, what you think of yourself, and who you actually are ever met, the three of you wouldn't recognize each other

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0 cars. 1 car. 2 cars. It's weird that none of something is plural.

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English is a language, not a measure of intelligence.

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I don't even know what I don't know

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It's now or never!!!!

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When you buy pizza from a place that sells it by the slice, you're essentially having a pizza party with a bunch of strangers that day.

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If she can open a coke bottle🍾 with her Teeth, don't trust her with Blowjob🙆