Donald Trump is a living proof that USA is land of opportunities. You can still be a president even if you are stupid

Chicken or Egg, which one comes first?

If you believe in God, obviously God created chickens first

If you believe in Evolution, still chickens are first to evolve

End of the argument!

If you get a tattoo of እንጀራ will it be ድርቆሽ when you get old?

Oxygen had a threesome with 2 Hydrogen and they got wet together and saved us all

— True Love Story

*When visiting someone sick

Americans: Get well soon

British: Wishing you speedy recovery

Ethiopian: I know someone who died with that same illness

Foreign accent syndrome is a medical condition in which patients develop speech patterns that are perceived as a foreign accent that is different from their native accent.

Smoke weed on top of that and you will get ጃሉድ

The way some of you jump to conclusions will qualify you to the Olympic pole-vault game

Does your boyfriend know you’re single?

When you fall in love with the words, it doesn’t mean you know the writer

If your mere existence put a little smile on people, you worth living!

Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife

My dream job is being unemployed and getting paid in six figures

Sex is good, but have you tried keeping a promise?

*approaches woman in club*

Me: Would you like to dance?
Her: Sure.
Me: While you're dancing can I sit in your chair? I'm really tired

*Students this days

Teacher: You have one orange, there are four people who want share your orange, what percentage of the orange would you get?

Students: 100%

Her: I like men who have pets

Me: [trying to impress her] Does አይጥ count?

The difference between a bitch and a girl is, a bitch won’t get offended reading this

Truth or Dare in middle school is more like “who do you like” or “do awkward sexual task”.

*Presenting in class*

My Brain: Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Me: *thanks for getting this “GOLDEN” opportunity...

Ohhh Yes! Arki new... Esssay! ... ooh Hiwot....Eden genet....Fikerrrr....Cool...!!

Am talking about our bottled water, nothing sexual

2 reasons I don't give money to homeless people:

1. They would spend it on alcohol.

2. I want to spend it on alcohol.
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