When you fall in love with the words, it doesn’t mean you know the writer
If your mere existence put a little smile on people, you worth living!
Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife
Because, women don't have a wife
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My dream job is being unemployed and getting paid in six figures
*approaches woman in club*
Me: Would you like to dance?
Her: Sure.
Me: While you're dancing can I sit in your chair? I'm really tired
Me: Would you like to dance?
Her: Sure.
Me: While you're dancing can I sit in your chair? I'm really tired
*Students this days
Teacher: You have one orange, there are four people who want share your orange, what percentage of the orange would you get?
Students: 100%
Teacher: You have one orange, there are four people who want share your orange, what percentage of the orange would you get?
Students: 100%
Her: I like men who have pets
Me: [trying to impress her] Does አይጥ count?
Me: [trying to impress her] Does አይጥ count?
The difference between a bitch and a girl is, a bitch won’t get offended reading this
Truth or Dare in middle school is more like “who do you like” or “do awkward sexual task”.
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*Presenting in class*
My Brain: Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me: *thanks for getting this “GOLDEN” opportunity...
My Brain: Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me: *thanks for getting this “GOLDEN” opportunity...
Ohhh Yes! Arki new... Esssay! ... ooh Hiwot....Eden genet....Fikerrrr....Cool...!!
Am talking about our bottled water, nothing sexual
Am talking about our bottled water, nothing sexual
2 reasons I don't give money to homeless people:
1. They would spend it on alcohol.
2. I want to spend it on alcohol.
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1. They would spend it on alcohol.
2. I want to spend it on alcohol.
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If you work for yourself, you are a permanent employee of your self that you will never get fired.
But
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You gonna starve, broken down, humiliated, and sometimes you might even become hopeless!
But it worth it! It worth every bits of sweat, disappointment and rejection!
It worth it! Trust me it worth it!
But
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You gonna starve, broken down, humiliated, and sometimes you might even become hopeless!
But it worth it! It worth every bits of sweat, disappointment and rejection!
It worth it! Trust me it worth it!
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Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighter🎯)
If your mere existence put a little smile on people, you worth living!
Why you call him እምዬ ሚኒልክ? This gender fluid shit gotta stop!
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Know the difference between “situationship” and “relationship”