Who else knows a couple that inspires you to stay single?

Don't let the ugly in others kill the beauty in you

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Karma is only a bitch if you are

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R is P taking a step.

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Interview at *NASA

Interviewer: what is your talent
Me: moonwalk

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My uncle with a stutter was recently sent to prison...

He's never going to finish his sentence.

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Hey 11 why you interrupting.

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no where:
at *lower school

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Me at *cold shower

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Its not that i can't live without you though.
The fact is i wanna live with you.

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A toxic person will never change. They just change victims and blame everything on everybody else

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What's your dream job?

Well, in my dreams.. I don't work

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always big or lil

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Ikr

I cant judge easy girls...they might be just looking for affection and thats what everybody wishes deep inside

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My gf does this cute thing where she is nonexistent.

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when people say "tell me the truth" they really mean "tell me the truth i want to hear"

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My goal is to build a life I don't need a vacation from

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You know what I like about people?
Their dogs

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Say what you feel, Do what you think, Give what you got, But never regret.

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Never piss off a woman. They remember stuff that hasn't even happened yet

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