Interview at *NASA

Interviewer: what is your talent
Me: moonwalk

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My uncle with a stutter was recently sent to prison...

He's never going to finish his sentence.

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Hey 11 why you interrupting.

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no where:
at *lower school

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Me at *cold shower

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Its not that i can't live without you though.
The fact is i wanna live with you.

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A toxic person will never change. They just change victims and blame everything on everybody else

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What's your dream job?

Well, in my dreams.. I don't work

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always big or lil

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Ikr

I cant judge easy girls...they might be just looking for affection and thats what everybody wishes deep inside

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My gf does this cute thing where she is nonexistent.

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when people say "tell me the truth" they really mean "tell me the truth i want to hear"

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My goal is to build a life I don't need a vacation from

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You know what I like about people?
Their dogs

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Say what you feel, Do what you think, Give what you got, But never regret.

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Never piss off a woman. They remember stuff that hasn't even happened yet

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You seriously have no idea what people are dealing with in their personal life. So just be nice, it's that simple

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My wife left me because she thinks I'm too insecure...

No, wait, she's back. She was just making a cup of tea.

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Her: Esti pass the salt

Me to me: play it cool don't reply

Her: yo pass the salt

Me to me: play it cool

My wife: Nigga i said pass the fucking salt

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Idk who needs to hear this,but there is a thing called too much deodorant.

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