My gf does this cute thing where she is nonexistent.

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when people say "tell me the truth" they really mean "tell me the truth i want to hear"

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My goal is to build a life I don't need a vacation from

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You know what I like about people?
Their dogs

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Say what you feel, Do what you think, Give what you got, But never regret.

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Never piss off a woman. They remember stuff that hasn't even happened yet

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You seriously have no idea what people are dealing with in their personal life. So just be nice, it's that simple

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My wife left me because she thinks I'm too insecure...

No, wait, she's back. She was just making a cup of tea.

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Her: Esti pass the salt

Me to me: play it cool don't reply

Her: yo pass the salt

Me to me: play it cool

My wife: Nigga i said pass the fucking salt

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Idk who needs to hear this,but there is a thing called too much deodorant.

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People who often start their conversation with "እውነቱን ለመናገር ከሆነ"... Does that mean their default speech is false?


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They said I changed a lot. I said a lot changed me

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Man is sometimes extraordinarily, passionately, in love with suffering

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Am just gonna put this here!
የካቲት is now officially Yeka Tit
Meaning a tit from yeka

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What phrase do sheger residents use instead of "How many kilometers is it"?
"የስንት ታክሲ መንገድ ነው?"
#stolen

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I want it all. Your love. Your peace. Your madness. Your company. For the rest of our lives

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It's OK to unfollow people in real life

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So broke thinking about printing 'ኩላሊት እሚገዛ' on the back of my T-shirt.

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On todays typical habesha news, gypsum manufacturers and enjera baking companies signed an agreement to work together!

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Me: *At home getting high AF*
*Door knocks*
*Its the mebrat kotari*
Him: "ውሻ አለ?"
Me: "ድመት ነው ያለው"
Him:
Me: "ውርርርርርር "


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Light is easy to love
Show me your darkness

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