Her: Esti pass the salt

Me to me: play it cool don't reply

Her: yo pass the salt

Me to me: play it cool

My wife: Nigga i said pass the fucking salt

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Idk who needs to hear this,but there is a thing called too much deodorant.

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People who often start their conversation with "እውነቱን ለመናገር ከሆነ"... Does that mean their default speech is false?


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They said I changed a lot. I said a lot changed me

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Man is sometimes extraordinarily, passionately, in love with suffering

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Am just gonna put this here!
የካቲት is now officially Yeka Tit
Meaning a tit from yeka

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What phrase do sheger residents use instead of "How many kilometers is it"?
"የስንት ታክሲ መንገድ ነው?"
#stolen

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I want it all. Your love. Your peace. Your madness. Your company. For the rest of our lives

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It's OK to unfollow people in real life

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So broke thinking about printing 'ኩላሊት እሚገዛ' on the back of my T-shirt.

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On todays typical habesha news, gypsum manufacturers and enjera baking companies signed an agreement to work together!

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Me: *At home getting high AF*
*Door knocks*
*Its the mebrat kotari*
Him: "ውሻ አለ?"
Me: "ድመት ነው ያለው"
Him:
Me: "ውርርርርርር "


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Light is easy to love
Show me your darkness

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Boys at the last midnignt of NNN(No nut November): "We fap in the night to cum in the light!"

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pickup line be like
እሙዬ ደበረሽ አ ለምን ገበጣ ነገር አንጫወትም ?
አንድ ጉድጓድ ካንቺ አንድ ጠጠር ከኔ ...


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ሹፌር: ሳይሻገር ወራጅ አለ?
ረዳት: አዎ
ሹፌር:(pulls over)
ረዳት:(gets off the taxi and walks away)
ሹፌር:
ተሳፋሪ:

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Pickup line be like
እናቱ ጥላሽን ዝናብ እየመታብሽ ነው...

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Nigge so unworthy there is expire date on his birth certificate.


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Don't talk, act.
Don't say, show.
Don't promise, prove.

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And through it all, she loved herself enough to run to her future and let everything that hurt her burn behind her

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Nigge so unworthy እናቱ የዘጠኝ ወር ቤቱን ኪራይ አስከፍላዋለች!

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