So broke thinking about printing 'ኩላሊት እሚገዛ' on the back of my T-shirt.

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On todays typical habesha news, gypsum manufacturers and enjera baking companies signed an agreement to work together!

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Me: *At home getting high AF*
*Door knocks*
*Its the mebrat kotari*
Him: "ውሻ አለ?"
Me: "ድመት ነው ያለው"
Him:
Me: "ውርርርርርር "


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Light is easy to love
Show me your darkness

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Boys at the last midnignt of NNN(No nut November): "We fap in the night to cum in the light!"

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pickup line be like
እሙዬ ደበረሽ አ ለምን ገበጣ ነገር አንጫወትም ?
አንድ ጉድጓድ ካንቺ አንድ ጠጠር ከኔ ...


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ሹፌር: ሳይሻገር ወራጅ አለ?
ረዳት: አዎ
ሹፌር:(pulls over)
ረዳት:(gets off the taxi and walks away)
ሹፌር:
ተሳፋሪ:

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Pickup line be like
እናቱ ጥላሽን ዝናብ እየመታብሽ ነው...

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Nigge so unworthy there is expire date on his birth certificate.


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Don't talk, act.
Don't say, show.
Don't promise, prove.

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And through it all, she loved herself enough to run to her future and let everything that hurt her burn behind her

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Nigge so unworthy እናቱ የዘጠኝ ወር ቤቱን ኪራይ አስከፍላዋለች!

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Me: ላንቺ ያለኝ ቦታ እኮ....
Her: ሽጠውና እንለወጥበት..

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So broke I'll turn off Data just to Sneeze 😤

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Once you've accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you

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Will Will Smith smith Will Smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith Will Smith

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What's the difference between me and Samuel Jackson?
I can't say MoThErFuCkEr on movies

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Job interviewer: Show us your special talent?
Me፡ *catches a flying mosquito with one hand*
JI: Get out of my office!
Me: Can I at least take it?
JI: Take what?
Me: The mosquito
JI: 🤬🤬🤬

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I'm so broke. I use the same toilet paper twice.

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i'm so broke. Just wanna hang mesrat ma dad.

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