Job interviewer: Show us your special talent?
Me፡ *catches a flying mosquito with one hand*
JI: Get out of my office!
Me: Can I at least take it?
JI: Take what?
Me: The mosquito
JI: 🤬🤬🤬

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How broke are you?

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I'm so broke. I use the same toilet paper twice.

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i'm so broke. Just wanna hang mesrat ma dad.

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I am so broke, i cant even afford being broke.

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I'm so broke ,that's y I stay single.

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I'm so broke just going to take a deep breath for lunch.

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I'm so broke that, If someone robbed me it would just be practice.

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I'm so broke that I am ready to sell my organs

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I am so broke, i can't even Pay attention.

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I am so broke that i donate blood just for money.

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I am so broke, I lost ma girl.

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Am so broke right now that if my girl decides to leave me to another man ,we going together.

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Her: አልጋ ላይ ጥሜን ይቆርጥልኛል?
Me: coca cola እኮ ነው... የትም ቢሆን ጥም ይቆርጣል

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The Gym is the only place where the customers work harder than the employees.

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It's easy to take off your clothes and have sex. People do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fear, future, hopes, dreams....that is being NAKED

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Grow through what you go through

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So condoms are free on campus but printing isn't. So is sex more important than my assignment?😒🤨

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boys can't control their 25 percent sex felling but girls can hold their 75 percent.

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Farting is one of the few things everyone universally has in common, yet is one of the most universally embarrassing acts.

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