I'm so broke ,that's y I stay single.

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I'm so broke just going to take a deep breath for lunch.

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I'm so broke that, If someone robbed me it would just be practice.

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I'm so broke that I am ready to sell my organs

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I am so broke, i can't even Pay attention.

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I am so broke that i donate blood just for money.

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I am so broke, I lost ma girl.

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Am so broke right now that if my girl decides to leave me to another man ,we going together.

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Her: አልጋ ላይ ጥሜን ይቆርጥልኛል?
Me: coca cola እኮ ነው... የትም ቢሆን ጥም ይቆርጣል

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The Gym is the only place where the customers work harder than the employees.

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It's easy to take off your clothes and have sex. People do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fear, future, hopes, dreams....that is being NAKED

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Grow through what you go through

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So condoms are free on campus but printing isn't. So is sex more important than my assignment?😒🤨

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boys can't control their 25 percent sex felling but girls can hold their 75 percent.

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Farting is one of the few things everyone universally has in common, yet is one of the most universally embarrassing acts.

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The best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he's in prison

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What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven't happened yet

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Me everytime I pass by a mirror
"Yish"

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Facebook is predominantly blue because Mark Zuckerberg is red green colorblind and blue is the "richest color" that he can see

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If it won't matter in 5 years, don't spend more than 5 minutes getting angry about it..

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Don't tell me you need me
If don't believe it.

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