Just checked my bank account. It said $LOL.00

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We are all born alone and die alone. The loneliness is definitely part of the journey of life.

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YOU CAN'T BLAME GRAVITY FOR FALLING IN LOVE.

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Me: Having a bad headache ..... get a cup of coffee ..... get a painkiller

My brain: nigga you want to stay awake or do you want to sleep?

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Every dude lost that one loyal girl just because she was so loyal they thought she would never leave

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I am trying to break the distance between us, but you keeps on building it more and more

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Don't stress the could haves. If it should have, it would have

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Life taught me patience but it also made me lose it all. one at a time.

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Real growth starts when your tired of your own shit

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Mom: you've been watching movies for hours. Why don't you try reading for a while.

Me: turns on subnoscripts

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You spelled one word wrong in the media and here comes AKEELAH AND THE BEE🐝

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I hope you find someone who speaks your language so you don't have to spend a lifetime translating your soul

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You need power, only when you want to do something harmful, otherwise love is enough to get everything done

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If you order a clock and it gets delivered to you, your time has come.

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Before a movie starts at a theatre, it's just 60 people sitting in the dark eating corn.

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My girl is addicted to coke, and she don't do drugs.

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IQ is a measure of how good you are at taking IQ tests.

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Sorry I wasn't around
Had to walk for a walk

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Take me back to the night we met.🌃

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*Poses like a duck that's choking while smiling and gets 123 likes on Instagram*

*Adds "model" to my bio*

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First date*

Me: which fruit do u like most?

Her: apple

Me: *trying to impress her "So what do you think we would look like if Adams apple were from the back of our neck?

Her:

Me:

Her:*stand up and walk away

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