Lil bro: why does that woman have such a huge forehead?

Me: idk..im guessing she got pregnant on the head for giving too many blow jobs.

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Him: *sends dick picture*
Her: ewushu it looks cute

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*guy eating a vegetarians pussy*
Her:what are you doing?
Guy:putting some lomi on it

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3 dates with me and you will see my whole closet.

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You gotta stop watering dead plants

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Dear God, make me a bird. So I can fly far, far away from here

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Only Ethiopians can pull of a refrigerator in the living room and still look normal.😆😆

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Black people are nvr convinced with sentences that start with "with all due respect"

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Social media made us anti social.

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Please inbox us 5k and above channels ONLY for cross promotion.

Q: What does a 75-year old woman
have between her breasts that a 25-year old doesn’t?
A: Her navel.

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Me: can you grow please?

Hair: ow hell nah bitch

Ass: lmao never happening

Height: certainly not me

Tummy: baby I gotchu, sure thang

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I hate when Im about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

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Him:Wanna see my dread?
Her:What? Dude your bald eko
Him:Not everywhere

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Being a side nigga is an accomplishment

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Forehead so big,when she sweats they have to put a "wet floor" sign.

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His hands were made to dry up my tears, tears that ran from my eyes way before he walked into my life

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A person who hates everyone now, once loved someone too much

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Why do habesha people refers 2 weeks as 15 ቀን?

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