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Q: What does a 75-year old woman
have between her breasts that a 25-year old doesn’t?
A: Her navel.

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Me: can you grow please?

Hair: ow hell nah bitch

Ass: lmao never happening

Height: certainly not me

Tummy: baby I gotchu, sure thang

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I hate when Im about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

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Him:Wanna see my dread?
Her:What? Dude your bald eko
Him:Not everywhere

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Being a side nigga is an accomplishment

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Forehead so big,when she sweats they have to put a "wet floor" sign.

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His hands were made to dry up my tears, tears that ran from my eyes way before he walked into my life

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A person who hates everyone now, once loved someone too much

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Why do habesha people refers 2 weeks as 15 ቀን?

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His hands were made to dry up my tears, tears that ran from my eyes way before he walked into my life

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A person who hates everyone now, once loved someone too much

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The selfies you delete from your phone is the real you.

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everyone be looking familiar when you somewhere you
ain’t supposed to be.

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*chick madly in love*: isn't he just perfect

Her friend: no he ain't. He is ሱሴ. He chews ጫት all day eko.

*chick madly in love*: no no he is just a vegan

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Be a nice human.

What do you call a ጉራጌ family reunion?

A business meeting

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday

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Tennis is a bigger game of 'no u'

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