Never trust a fat doctor and a skinny chef

Guys please motivate those “Hi” and “Hellos” in my inbox , I have like 200 messages saying hello/Hi.
Don’t let that Hi/ Hello remain naked add something interesting to it. That’s why I don’t Reply coz it’s just too Dry.

Short guys act like everything is okay but deep down they also want high heels. 😂✊

do you still remember chilling with your ex giving name to your unborn babies?? 😂

don't scroll down i'm talking to you😕

We are not made to be free

*Wearing a belt:

Pros
-very cute
-keeps your pants up

Cons
-if you don’t get it undone fast enough you will pee yourself

What is sexier?

A woman who makes you think?

Or a woman who makes you laugh?

I'm only responsible for what I say...

Not what you think you understood what was inferred.

Don't tell me you love me, teach me something I don't know — Sapiosexual

Small boobs? that’s why your heart gets hurt so easy, no air bags to support the damage

┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
▔▏┗┛▕▔ respect
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
EVERYONE
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

Except those of you who read my posts and don’t join the channel

I don’t like you!

Not to know is bad. Not wanting to know is worse.

Their opinion doesn’t pay your bills so just live your life

If you were a spice, you'd be a flour

You want to feel incredible?

Then realize you don’t need any mediocre asshole telling you how to live, how to be or how to think.

You are powerful.
You be you.

Her: stop correcting me

Me: stop being wrong

Me: i'm bored

Dad: because you're boring

I slept for 60 minutes and it still feels like only an hour

Know the difference between “situationship” and “relationship”

if loving you is wrong, i dont wanna be right