If your mere existence put a little smile on people, you worth living!

Isaac Newton died a virgin, there is still hope for you

text: i can’t

email: i cannot

መመረቅያ ጽሁፍ : i am unable to can

Why you call him እምዬ ሚኒልክ? This gender fluid shit gotta stop!

I slept for 60 minutes and it still feels like only an hour

Know the difference between “situationship” and “relationship”

Never trust a fat doctor and a skinny chef

Guys please motivate those “Hi” and “Hellos” in my inbox , I have like 200 messages saying hello/Hi.
Don’t let that Hi/ Hello remain naked add something interesting to it. That’s why I don’t Reply coz it’s just too Dry.

Short guys act like everything is okay but deep down they also want high heels. 😂✊

do you still remember chilling with your ex giving name to your unborn babies?? 😂

don't scroll down i'm talking to you😕

We are not made to be free

*Wearing a belt:

Pros
-very cute
-keeps your pants up

Cons
-if you don’t get it undone fast enough you will pee yourself

What is sexier?

A woman who makes you think?

Or a woman who makes you laugh?

I'm only responsible for what I say...

Not what you think you understood what was inferred.

Don't tell me you love me, teach me something I don't know — Sapiosexual

Small boobs? that’s why your heart gets hurt so easy, no air bags to support the damage

┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
▔▏┗┛▕▔ respect
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EVERYONE
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

Except those of you who read my posts and don’t join the channel

I don’t like you!

Not to know is bad. Not wanting to know is worse.

Their opinion doesn’t pay your bills so just live your life

If you were a spice, you'd be a flour