What do you call a person who is master in betting.

ማስተርቤተር

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Where's all the money habesha moms took saying they gonna save it for us and we would've wasted it?!

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Why should we not calmly and patiently review our own thoughts, and thoroughly examine and see what these appearances in us really are.

- Plato

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Me with my therapist*

Me: Breathes*
Mytherapist: Ahaaaaa
Me: Hmmmmmmmm
Mytherapist: Ahhaaaaa, so see you next week.

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Only habesha girls will hold a grudge against a male actor because of what he did in movie.

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Habesha moms love their son and habesha dads love politics. Just the way it goes.

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The fact that you can get an erection with a simple thought shows you how powerful your mind is.

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Cheetahs meow.

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Her: what time it is?
Me: 9:45
Her: ለአስር ዕሩብ ጉዳይ?
me: no

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Witchcraft is when someone short tells you to grow up .

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Even if Jack survived titanic he probably would have died in WW1 anyway 🤔
#stolen

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Diarrhea is the miscarriage of shit.

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I wore something from 5 years ago yesterday and it actually fits. So proud of myself ....it was a scarf but still ,let's be positive here.

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Let them have what you want to have.

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You’re weirding me out. I like you

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Chase food over girls.

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Is depression cool? No

Do I like the attention? Yes

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You illuminated my darkness, you were my moon.

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Smile, tomorrow will be worse.

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"You're a lucky man" Is a nice way to tell a guy that you'd bang his girlfriend or wife.

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