The fact that you can get an erection with a simple thought shows you how powerful your mind is.

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Cheetahs meow.

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Her: what time it is?
Me: 9:45
Her: ለአስር ዕሩብ ጉዳይ?
me: no

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Witchcraft is when someone short tells you to grow up .

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Even if Jack survived titanic he probably would have died in WW1 anyway 🤔
#stolen

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Diarrhea is the miscarriage of shit.

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I wore something from 5 years ago yesterday and it actually fits. So proud of myself ....it was a scarf but still ,let's be positive here.

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Let them have what you want to have.

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You’re weirding me out. I like you

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Chase food over girls.

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Is depression cool? No

Do I like the attention? Yes

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You illuminated my darkness, you were my moon.

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Smile, tomorrow will be worse.

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"You're a lucky man" Is a nice way to tell a guy that you'd bang his girlfriend or wife.

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On some cocky shit....the grass is greener wherever i am

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Every time you think a loving thought, you literally bless all realms of creation

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If a male mermaid is a merman, then a female German must be a Germaid.

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Technically the day starts at night.

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Am i the only one that says "አንቺስ ጋ?" instead of "አንቺ ጋስ?"
Just because አንቺ ጋስ sounds similar to አንቺ Gas ⛽️

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A person claiming to be constipated is either full of shit, or full of shit.

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For all my Ethiopian friends, i just learned something today!

Do y'all know the game "Desto, finger, caw, cawter, oly"?

Did you know that it means "just a finger can count only"?😂😂

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