My friend David lost his ID. Now he's just Dav

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was. And if it just sits there on the sofa, watching TV, unaware that it's been set free, you probably married it or gave birth to it😜😜😜

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If pooh the bear can wear crop-top so can I

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I've accepted the fact that i'll die without understanding
SUDOKU, and im okay with that

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Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake.

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When you are in taxi your name automatically changes to ጋቢና or ጥግ ላይ

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How long does it take for a giraffe to vomit?!

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What kinda phrase is ችግኝ ማፍላት?

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If u got a meme for ur profile
1. Kill urself
2. just do it
3.✅

sneeze more get blessed more.

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Ever talked to your barber
They fuckin know everything!

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Doctor: I'm sorry but u only have 10 to live.
Patient: 10 what?! Months? weeks?
Doctor: 9

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App: Do you like our app?

Me: I love your app!

App: Would you kindly take 10 seconds to ra--

Me: NOOO

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I get most of my exercise this days by shaking my head in disbelief.

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Some guy to the ረዳት
ለምን አንተ በሌላ taxi አትመጣም

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Effort is sexy!

Look at other people and ask yourself if you are really seeing them, or just your thoughts about them

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Fb should show mutual blocks instead of mutual friends. Nothing brings people together like " I hate that guy too"

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I thought I was normal but I already tried drinking water
like a dog.

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There are probably people that are allergic to dinosaurs but they will never know.

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Hackers in movies never make a typing mistake, ever

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