Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake.

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When you are in taxi your name automatically changes to ጋቢና or ጥግ ላይ

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How long does it take for a giraffe to vomit?!

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What kinda phrase is ችግኝ ማፍላት?

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If u got a meme for ur profile
1. Kill urself
2. just do it
3.✅

sneeze more get blessed more.

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Ever talked to your barber
They fuckin know everything!

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Doctor: I'm sorry but u only have 10 to live.
Patient: 10 what?! Months? weeks?
Doctor: 9

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App: Do you like our app?

Me: I love your app!

App: Would you kindly take 10 seconds to ra--

Me: NOOO

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I get most of my exercise this days by shaking my head in disbelief.

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Some guy to the ረዳት
ለምን አንተ በሌላ taxi አትመጣም

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Effort is sexy!

Look at other people and ask yourself if you are really seeing them, or just your thoughts about them

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Fb should show mutual blocks instead of mutual friends. Nothing brings people together like " I hate that guy too"

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I thought I was normal but I already tried drinking water
like a dog.

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There are probably people that are allergic to dinosaurs but they will never know.

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Hackers in movies never make a typing mistake, ever

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Big lie ever "I have read and agree to the term of use". I never read that shit.

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People don't perform at their highest levels unless they're having fun doing it

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Every soul is whole, no matter how wounded the mind is

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I've always liked quiet people. You never know if they're dancing in a daydream or if they're carrying the weight of the world

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