Look at other people and ask yourself if you are really seeing them, or just your thoughts about them

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Fb should show mutual blocks instead of mutual friends. Nothing brings people together like " I hate that guy too"

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I thought I was normal but I already tried drinking water
like a dog.

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There are probably people that are allergic to dinosaurs but they will never know.

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Hackers in movies never make a typing mistake, ever

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Big lie ever "I have read and agree to the term of use". I never read that shit.

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People don't perform at their highest levels unless they're having fun doing it

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Every soul is whole, no matter how wounded the mind is

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I've always liked quiet people. You never know if they're dancing in a daydream or if they're carrying the weight of the world

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Dictionary is the only place where the word "success" comes before work "work".
#subscriber
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All metal that shines is not gold as all man that approaches is not friend.
#subscriber
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"To know something about every thing is better that to know every thing about something."

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i know "ft" is pronounced as "featuring" or "featured"
but my dumb mind keeps saying "feet"

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After eating
Whites: *uses toothpicks*..
Blacks:mtxmtxxxmtxxmtxxxxxx

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Her: ከፍቶኛል
me: ማነው የከፈተሽ?
Then we broke up

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I love to talk to you but I'll never beg you to talk to me

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The Most Unwanted Compliment is "Your Mom is Hot"

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If a blind girl tells you your dick is the biggest she's ever felt...

She's probably pulling your leg.

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I’m putting my grades for adoption cause I can’t raise
them.

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Friend፡"omg I love your lip gloss. what is it?"
Me: it's ወጥ😋

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The type of music you listen to affects the way you perceive the world.

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