Dictionary is the only place where the word "success" comes before work "work".
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All metal that shines is not gold as all man that approaches is not friend.
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"To know something about every thing is better that to know every thing about something."

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i know "ft" is pronounced as "featuring" or "featured"
but my dumb mind keeps saying "feet"

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After eating
Whites: *uses toothpicks*..
Blacks:mtxmtxxxmtxxmtxxxxxx

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Her: ከፍቶኛል
me: ማነው የከፈተሽ?
Then we broke up

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I love to talk to you but I'll never beg you to talk to me

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The Most Unwanted Compliment is "Your Mom is Hot"

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If a blind girl tells you your dick is the biggest she's ever felt...

She's probably pulling your leg.

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I’m putting my grades for adoption cause I can’t raise
them.

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Friend፡"omg I love your lip gloss. what is it?"
Me: it's ወጥ😋

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The type of music you listen to affects the way you perceive the world.

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

Mary Christmas and happy new year.

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When you play the piano you’re hitting a harp with a bunch of little hammers.

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Cop: Anything in the car i should know about?

ME: Nah, just stuff you shouldn't know about

Cop: Cool, have a good day

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Want Me?
Earn Me!

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Hug me until I smell like you.

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ኪንታሮት
[virus]

Transmitted by counting an infected person's

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Stay hydrated.

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Be a nice human.

When you’re doing skincare but your skin doesn’t care

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