WOULD YOU RATHER
give up shopping 4 six months ⏹
give up emoji 4 six months⏺

Strict parents don't raise obedient kids.they raise superhumans that can distinguish family members by listening to the sound of their footsteps.

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Her: I am not taking the sex education!
Teacher: why not?
Her: I heard the final exam will be Oral.

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It always seems that the only nights you can't fall asleep are the ones where you need to wake up early

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Dating me is very difficult. I can wake up and decide to ignore you the whole day

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I hate when I'm ignoring someone but they don't text me or anything so they don't even know that I'm ignoring them

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Call me የፓርልማ አባል, the way I sleep in a meeting

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Makeup is like thumbnails for YouTube videos.

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Politician: Gets mega famous
Girl he knew in high school: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

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You go to school, Nothing happens. You miss one day.
6 fights, Tilahun Gessesse comes back, school had a black out & Teddy afro performed in the cafeteria.

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Me on my period.
Him: Good morning beautiful wake up 😍.
Me: Good morning, don't tell me what to do.

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Wow

Friend: "You're 18 ,your parents can't tell u what to do anymore"

Me: Okay First of all, I'm not white

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You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style & ride it out.

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Y'all ever felt random pain in your body like....¿?? What organ is this...?

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