Call me የፓርልማ አባል, the way I sleep in a meeting

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Makeup is like thumbnails for YouTube videos.

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Politician: Gets mega famous
Girl he knew in high school: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

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You go to school, Nothing happens. You miss one day.
6 fights, Tilahun Gessesse comes back, school had a black out & Teddy afro performed in the cafeteria.

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Me on my period.
Him: Good morning beautiful wake up 😍.
Me: Good morning, don't tell me what to do.

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Wow

Friend: "You're 18 ,your parents can't tell u what to do anymore"

Me: Okay First of all, I'm not white

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You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style & ride it out.

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Y'all ever felt random pain in your body like....¿?? What organ is this...?

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Me: *spell the word so wrong
auto-correct: እንዴ ኧረ ተወኝ I've got nothing አባቴ

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I wonder if ugly people make a pretty face when they orgasm?

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Lord is my shepherd, I fear no evil.

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People who annoy you usually don't know they annoy you.

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Nothing hurts our parents than seeing us relaxing and pressing phone

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"Have a nice day" is friendly. "Enjoy the next 24 hours" is threatening

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Somebody asked me if I knew you.
A million memories flashed through my mind but I just smiled and said I used to.

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