Me on my period.
Him: Good morning beautiful wake up 😍.
Me: Good morning, don't tell me what to do.

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Wow

Friend: "You're 18 ,your parents can't tell u what to do anymore"

Me: Okay First of all, I'm not white

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You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style & ride it out.

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Y'all ever felt random pain in your body like....¿?? What organ is this...?

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Me: *spell the word so wrong
auto-correct: እንዴ ኧረ ተወኝ I've got nothing አባቴ

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I wonder if ugly people make a pretty face when they orgasm?

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Lord is my shepherd, I fear no evil.

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People who annoy you usually don't know they annoy you.

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Nothing hurts our parents than seeing us relaxing and pressing phone

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"Have a nice day" is friendly. "Enjoy the next 24 hours" is threatening

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Somebody asked me if I knew you.
A million memories flashed through my mind but I just smiled and said I used to.

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አንድ ብር እና አንዲት ደቂቃ ብቻ

ከቻልን ደግሞ ፣ አቅማችን የፈቀደውን ያክል ፤ የልብ ህሙማን ህጻናትን ወደ 6710 text በመላክ በአንድ ብር እንርዳ

ከልብ እናመሰግናለን

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I don't need a "previously on..." I've been watching the show for 8 hours straight.

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You will think you mean the world to someone until you enter their heart and discover you are a small village without light.

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Long distance relationship is so sweet. You just say " I wish you were here" then you go and cheat in peace

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There could be a famous person in your balls

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What inspires you to get up everyday in the morning?

Me: my bladder

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