አልጋነሽ is underated name.

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Love at first sight exists. Given that you are incredibly hot.

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Happiness is overrated, greatness requires a certain amount of constant misery.

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You don’t have to be attractive to be successful in life. But it's safer to be one, you never know... just in case

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Me: hey
Person with clear skin: honestly😭 it's just water.

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You getting mad
I'm getting rich.

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"I'll see you in court" is the grownup version of I'm telling mom

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Y'all talk about ghosting, let's talk about jobs you apply for and never get denied or accepted

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Being a music lover with a terrible voice is the saddest part of my life

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Can someone please teach me how to save money? I'll pay you

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You are somebody's reason to masturbate.

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I sell mirrors in the city of the blind

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There is a point in childhood where you stop getting praised for long sleeps, and start getting chastised for them.

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Advertising is how rich people beg.

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*Movie turns out great

Producers: Why don't we make another part and ruin it

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After break up

Girls: *likes sad quotes on IG

Boys: *Starts following random girls and likes booty pics

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