Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two-faced, it's called growing up

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What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.

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I’m selling my dead batteries.

They’re free of charge if you’re interested.

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Most people who use wikipedia have never seen its front-page.

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If the relieved feeling of emptying your bladder/intestines would last 6 hours, nobody would have any interest in drugs.

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"ቻይና እቃ ላስጭን ሄጄ..." የሚል ጅንጀና ላልተወሰነ ጊዜ ሊቀር ነው ማለት ነው።

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Time is precious
Don't waste it.

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The person who first discovered popcorn was very scared for a moment.

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A private apology is hard to accept when humiliation happened in public😑

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Every friend has told her friend"goo talk to him bitchhh he got money"😂😂

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Its easy to be nice.

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On a Job interview

Me: Hello,am here for the job interview

The manager: Great. Do you have experience?

Me: Yes,this is my 20th interview

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Tradition is peer pressure from dead people

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I was driving on the highway with my wife, and she said, “Hey, you missed a right!”

I said, “Thanks babe. You MRS. Right.”

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Everything that you cared about becomes meaningless at some point.

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