Basket player dies*
People who didn't even know him: he was like my father.

#Myhabesha
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Girls: Cat is better
Boys: Dog is better

Chinese: food is food

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"Hate is heavy, let it go."

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My Bae is so handsome😋, looking invisible and shit

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Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two-faced, it's called growing up

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What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.

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I’m selling my dead batteries.

They’re free of charge if you’re interested.

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Most people who use wikipedia have never seen its front-page.

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If the relieved feeling of emptying your bladder/intestines would last 6 hours, nobody would have any interest in drugs.

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"ቻይና እቃ ላስጭን ሄጄ..." የሚል ጅንጀና ላልተወሰነ ጊዜ ሊቀር ነው ማለት ነው።

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Time is precious
Don't waste it.

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The person who first discovered popcorn was very scared for a moment.

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A private apology is hard to accept when humiliation happened in public😑

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Every friend has told her friend"goo talk to him bitchhh he got money"😂😂

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