Of course you need me to remind you how worthy you are.

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I went to the eye doctor.

Eye doctor: Your results aren't good.


Me: Can I see them?


Eye doctor: Probably not.

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Dick so small, my condom just asked if I need a roommate for it.

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Who are you when no one's watching.

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Be kind, life is mirror.

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Her angel eye saw the good in money devils..

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Men can find Pluto but somehow they can’t find the clit.

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Before you fall in love with someone and confuse them for your soulmate and get your heart broken, make sure to masturbate first just to be certain that you are not in fact just horny.

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Calm is a superpower.

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You know you have trust issues when you count your money that came outta the ATM 👀

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Depression starts with wanting an iPhone and Brazilian hair while you can't afford.

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This programme contains graphic scenes of sex and violence which some viewers will really enjoy.

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A considerable amount of a youtubers revenue probably comes from people that fall asleep with auto play on.

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What do you call a girl name 'Bezawit' with a big booty?


አስቤዛ

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What do you call two fat peoples having sex?

ግብረ ጮማ ግንኙነት

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What feels illegal but isn't?

Making eye contact with Federal police.

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What if they're not stars, but little holes poked into the top of a container so we can breath?

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